pig out vaccine

This week I finally gave into the vaccine hounds and got flu vaccines—two; one for the regular flu and one for the H1N1, commonly known on the streets as swine flu, aka pig flu.. To tell you the truth I would rather have been vaccinated against pig out flu! H1N1 could stand for heavy one/no one. To a food junkie and one who suffers from pigging out, the swine flu could mean binging sickness. My mind got racing and fantasizing about a vaccine against pigging out and becoming fat. Now THERE’S a vaccine I would like to be known for. Can you imagine what it would be like if there was a simple shot you could take that would prevent you from eating too much!? I would be laughing all the way to the scale. Of course there would be some industries that would fight its release and availability to the masses (no pun intended)—like for instance the food industry. Wouldn’t that cut into their profits if people were getting a shot to stop them from overeating. And what about the weight loss industry. Wouldn’t they be ticked if everyone finally solved their weight problems? Whatever would Jenny Craig, Nutrisystem, weight watchers and more do! And what about the plus size fashions and all those styles and clothes designed to make us look thinner? There they go right out the syringe with the pig out flu!